Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 851 views

Gun Revenge

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it.""Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

When you are finished with

Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful?

Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye

Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tariqa Bataiye
Doctor:
Shadi Karlo
Man:
Kiya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi
Doctor:
Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Life main khabi

life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
CARTOON b nahi haste

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)