Ladki apne Bf se
Ladki apne Bf se:mera bachha,mera ladla,mera
sonu-monu,mujhse shaadi kaoge?
bolo baby??
Ladka:tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt????!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views
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