Girl: Will u marry me?
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se .
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 741 views
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