Race
Race dekhte Hue
GOLU ne Pucha:"Inam kisko milega?"
MOLU:Sub se age wale ko.
GOLU:To phir piche wale kyu bhag rahe hain?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 940 views
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