Ek Ek Rupaya Bachata Hai Apna Muftimal
Muftimal Baniya Newspaper Office Gaya Aur Waha Puchne Laga.
Muftimal: “Mera Chacha Mar Gaya Hai, Isko Chhapne Ke Kya Charges Honge?”
Agent: “50/- Rupaye Ek Akshar Ke”
Muftimal: “Oh Bohat Jyada Hai, Acha Likho – Chacha Guzar Gaye”
Agent: “Sir, Ismein Kam Se Kam 6 Akshar Aane Hi Chahiye”
MuftimalKuch Soch Kar: “Acha Likho, Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti For Sale“
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