Dholki Waja Lo
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Us K Gird Sab Khamosh Bethay Thy,
Mahol Sogwaar Tha
Tou 1 Mrasi Bola:
Welay Bethay Aan,
Jidon Tk Baba Mrda Nai Dholki Waja Lo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1090 views
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