Pathan Ka Interview Tha.

Pathan Ka Interview Tha...
Sawal Aya:

English Me Translate Karo...
"Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon."

Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 928 views
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