Shadi ki takreb main jin a gaya

Sab logon ki jin ko chekh ker chekiannikal gian

Wahan per majod aik samjhdar buzarg ne kha k sab females wazo ker k aian

Jab females wazo ker k ai to jin ki chekian nikal giain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 775 views

chrsi

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!
yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Baap Ka Naam

CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A smart sign board

A smart sign board displayed at the highways for encouraging slow driving says:

"Mr LATE" is always better than "LATE Mr"..!!Yay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Zubaida Appa k English Totkay

Zubaida Appa k English Totkay
IF YOU ARE IN LOVE:
. Make the best of it
. Dont doubt anything
. Enjoy it because nothing lasts 4ever
IF YOU JUST BROKE UP:
. Don cry! Remember that u had a gud time!
. Never stay alone! Your friends are there
. Hug more people
. Stop listening to sad music! It only make things
worse.
IF YOU ARE SINGLE:
. Hang out with friends n family
. Try looking for someone who u think is the best
for u!
IF YOU ARE MARRIED..
. GAME OVER dear!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

aik ladka aik ladki se kehta hai

"lafz mere geet tere ghazal koi sunaoon kya?"

LaDki:

"haath mere gaal tere...kaan k neeche bajaoon kya?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)