Batuni lady Ka chekup ksrne ke baad
Batuni lady Ka chekup ksrne ke baad
Doc-koi taklif nah H,sirf aaram ki jarurat Hai
Lady-Lekin Meri zuban to dekhi hi nai
Doc-Use b Aaram ki jarurat Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 883 views
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