Santa: mai tere mobile se apni girl friend ko sms
bheju,
dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No yar, agar usne handwriting pehchan li
to…?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 951 views

The Way to Heaven

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.

As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the post office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I`m the new pastor in town, and I`d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I`ll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle, "Awww, come on; you don`t even know the way to the post office!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar’s Theory

Sardar’s Theory

Moon Is More Important Than Sun Coz It Gives Light At Nite
When Lite Is Needed

But Sun Gives Light
During Daytime When Light Is Not Needed.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Baji bhooka hoon,

Faqeer:

Baji bhooka hoon, Allah k naam thora sa khana dedo.
Baji: Khana abi nai paka.

Faqeer:Baji number likh lo jab pak jay to misscall de dena,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wakeel pathan se

Wakeel pathan se
Purane record ke mutabiq aik saal pehle tu Do shirt churane ke jurm mein pakre geye they Or aaj bhi do shirt churane ke jurm mein pakre geye ho Kia yeh such hai?

Pathan ne kaha: Haan yeh such hai laikin App batlaiye ke do shirt Aik saal se ziada kaise chal sakti hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.
A man to Sardar : Aao ji chess khelein.


Sardar : Tu chal main sports shoes pehen ke aata hun!!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)