School Me Master
School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”
Chota Sardar Bola : “Kami-Na”
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 769 views
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