Katra katra samandar

Katra katra samandar ban jaye ga,
Dekhty Hi Dekhty 2010 aa jaye ga,
Himmat kr Abhi waqt hy “PAKISTAN”se Bhag ja,
Wrna
Agly saal tu”BHOOK”Se Mar jaye ga :->

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 767 views
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