On a trip to the art gallery, a teacher was annoyed to see a boy slapping a statue. He marched over and demanded,

Why are you slapping that statue?'
'Because the gallery attendant told me to beat it,' replied the boy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 931 views

Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na

Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.

Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The dream

I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.

The man leans down, pulls open the door, and jumps off his horse into the stagecoach. Then he opens the door on the other side and jumps onto the other horse.

Just before he rode off, I yelled out,

"What was all that about?" He replied,

"Nothing. It's just a stage I'm going through."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rishte Be-naqaab Ho Jaty Hyn

Rishte Be-naqaab Ho
Jaty Hyn

1- Burhapey Mein Aulaad

2- Museebat Mein Dost

3- Ghurbat Mein Biwi

Aur

4- Sales Na Hoon Tou
Manager ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

5 lakh

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Faida!

A phatan joined Army & was given a
Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf
rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk
ka hi ho ga.

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)