Pappu: Papa Papa Mujhe Ek Behan La Do Na

Pappu: Papa Papa Mujhe Ek Behan La Do Na
Papa: Beta Usmein 9 Mahine Lagte Hain,
Pappu: Mujhe Kuch Nahi Pata Aap 4-5 Log Aur Laga Do, Jaldi Chahiye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1161 views
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