Teacher: Pappu, how do you spell Crocodile?

Pappu: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

Teacher: No, that’s wrong

Pappu: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1010 views

Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Santa:Yaar raat Me Suraj kaha chala Jata he??

Banta:Suraj kahi nahi jata he
Sirf andhere ki Wajah se hum use
Dekh nahi paate

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

try dis

Try dis
think a no. b/w 1-9
Now add 5 to it
Multiply by 2
Add 5
Sub 3
multiply by 5
add 8
Write the num on paper.
Ab uska jahaz bana ke hawa main urao;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Izzat Barha Saktein Hain

Yeh 8 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:

1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Bolay Rs1000 Ka Balance Share Karna.
8)7th point Pe Ziada Dehaan Dena.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai

Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai
Malkan: Tumhare Sahab Office Ki Kisi Larki Se
Payyar Karte Hai
Naukarani: Nahiiiiin, Sahab Mujhe Dokha Nahi De
Sakte

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

machis ki tili

Pathan ny Maachis ki teeli jalai, na jali.

2nd jalai, na jali.

3rd jalai, wo jal gai.

Pathan ny usy foren bujha diya,

or bola : "Ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun...:-)"

by @irha@ (few years ago!)