Pappu: Biology Ka Practical
Pappu: Biology Ka Practical Karte Hue
Examiner ne 1 bird ki taang dikhai, or Pappu se us Bird ka naam pucha?
Pappu: I Don't Know
Examiner :you are Fail, tumhara naam kia hai??
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Pappu : hamara taang dekho or hamara naam batao
Examiner : nahi pata
Pappu: jao tum bhi fail!
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