Husband & wife were reading books in public library.
Husband & wife were reading books in public library.
Wife stood up go 2 the librarian, and said: Can i go out to photo state some pages of this book.
Librarian:yes!of course,but plz give me ur i.d or 500 Rs. 4 guarantee,
Wife: whats the need 4 it, my husband is there reading book, while i come,
Librarian: that’s right,but we want that reader should leave his/her such thing 4 that he come back compulsory.
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 791 views
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