Circuit -Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection
apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
Munnabhai -Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
Circuit -Nehin bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1031 views

In a football match

In a football match.

Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne?

Sardar Ji: Goal kare he liye.

Lalu: Par ball to pehlan hi gol hai, aur kitni gol karengey ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan cycle par

Aik dafa 1 Pathan cycle par gungunathe jaa raha tha ,Raasthay may us nay 1 Punjabi aurath ko cycle se maar diya.
Aurath : Andhay ho kia break nahin maar sakthay?
Pathan : Poora cycle maar diya ab break maarnay se kiya fayedaa.

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

mere bhi yehi dua hai

Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.
Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Qjatay Ho?

Dost asked to sardar:Truck Dekh Kr Tum dar Q
jatay Ho?
Sardar replied: 1 Truck Driver Meri Biwi Ko Le Kr
Bhag Gaya Tha..
Hr Bar Lagta Hai Jesay Usko Wapis Krnay Aya Hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Benefits Of Learning Different Languages

Maan Apni Beti Ko Dantate Hue Kahti Hai.
Maan: “Tumhe Wo Bangali Ladka Kiss Kar Raha Tha
To Tumne Use Mana Kyu Nahi Kiya?”
Beti: “Maan, Main Use Mana Kaise Karti Mujhe To
Bangali Bolni Hi Nahi Aati“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)