Faraz ghurbat se tang aa kar
Faraz ghurbat se tang aa kar Daku Ban gaya
Daketi karne 1 bank gaya or kaha….!!!
Arz kya hai…
Taqdir me jo hay wo hi Milega,
Hands Up, Koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views
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Professor To Student
Jo Dosray Ko Apni Baat
Na Samjha Saky Wo
Gadha Hota Hai.
Student: Sir Kiya Matlab Me Samjha Nahi.
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Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Pathan : pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati
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(Sheri Rehman k Jalwe)
Men Farmatay Hen.
Chicken Broast Aise Pakao k Kacha Na Ho.
Or
Muhbt Aise nibhao k Bacha Na Ho.
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Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!
Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...
Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.
Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
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A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.
Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?
Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.
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Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday
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Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Lofer Aur Offer Mein Kya Antar Hota Hai
Simple Hai Yaar….
Ladka Agar I Luv U Boley To Lofer Aur Ladki Bole To Bhaiya Offer !
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Sardar:
Aoo race lagatay hain ...jo hara woh aik hazaar rupay dega ...
Pathan:
theek hai ...par mujhey raasta nahin maloom ...:S
Sardar:
Bus tum meray pechay peechay rhena ...
Pathan:
Thankz yaar ...!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Attitude:
Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy
Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?
Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Khayber Pakhton Khuwa Ki Manzori K Baad
Pathan Bhayon Ka Aik Aur Mutalba,,
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“Nuswar Ko Qomi Phal Karar Dia Jaey”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)