Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do
Santa-ALLAH k Naam pe Kuch de do
Banta 100 ka Note Dikhate Hue Kya Tumhre Paas 50 he
Bhikari Khushi se
Ji ha
B:To Pehle wo Kharch kar
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