One Philosopher said: Every Wife is a 'Mistress' of
Her Husband...

'MISS' For One Year And 'STRESS' For Rest of the
Life. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views

Its ME

Two blondes walking down the street. One reaches into her pocketbook for a make up compact and looks into the mirror. "This picture looks like someone I know" she says. The other one has a look and says, "Of course dummy, it's ME...."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

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Husbnd: tm se shadi kr k mjhe ek faayeda tou hua hy,
wife: konsa?
Husbnd: mjhe apne sare gunahoun ki saza dunia me he mil gaie..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

In the match

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Dosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne

Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.

Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.

Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

CHALTE CHALTE YUNHI RUK JATA HOON MAIN

BOY- CHALTE CHALTE YUNHI RUK JATA HOON MAIN

BAITHE BAITHE KAHI KHO JATA HOON MAIN KYA YEHI PYAR HAI

GIRL- NHI YE KAMZORI HAI SUBAH SHAAM GLUCOSE PIYA KARO.../

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)