O Lord, hear my anxious plea

Calculus is killing me

I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'

And probably won't until the day I die.

Please, Lord, help me in this hour

As I take my case to the highest power.

I care not for fame or loot

Just help me find one square root.

And Lord, please let me see

One passing mark in organic chemistry.

Oh such a thing I constantly dread

I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.

Lord, please give me a sign

That you've been listening all the time.

Please lead me out of this constant coma

And give me a shot at my diploma.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1275 views

likhna ata hai perhna nahi

Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?

Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.

Boss : apna naam likho

Sardar : %$*3@t(*^&%

Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?

Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

3 Sardarji

3 sardar bike pe ja rahe the,trafic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nahi ki 3 sawari chalana zurm hai.

Sardar - hume malum hai isiley 1 ko ghar chhodne ja rhe hain!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Your kids

Santa: When do you know your kids have grown up?
Banta: When your daughter begins to put on
lipstick or your son starts to wipe it off.-

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Airhostes ask 2 lalu

Airhostes ask 2 lalu -- r u veg or non veg?

Lalu -- i m INDIAN.

Air again ask no sir i mean r u shakahari or maashahari?

Lalu -- Na re sasuri i m Bihari.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ne challenge kya

Sardar Ny Chalnge Kia K
Vo Minar E Pakistan Ko Sir Pr Utha Kr
India Ja Skta Hy,
Hazaron Log Ekathe Ho Gay
Sardar Bola:
“Inu Chuk K Mery Sir Ty Rakho”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)