Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 890 views

Bade ho kar kya banoge

Teacher-Bade ho kar kya banoge
Snta-Papa kehte h jitna chahe padho
wo nahi ban sakate jochahte ho
Teacher-Kya banna chahte ho
Snta-Lady Doctor

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Cigarette ka sutta

Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai. Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha Fir bola, bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train
The Very 1st Train Driven By Him
Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
“Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aunty Coke pee rahi thi,

Ek Aunty Coke pee rahi thi,
Tabhi usme ek Keeda gir gaya…

Aunty ne us keede ko bahar nikala,
to keeda bola: Maaaa

Aunty boli: Tune mujhe maa kyun kaha?

Keeda bola: Kyunki Main teri Koke (???) se Nikla hoon, Maa !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha

Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha
aik aadmi aya or pucha: khan bhai iqbal town jao ge?

Khan: mei to chla jaunga lakin mere rickshay ka kon khayal rakhega?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)