Santa: Jaldi se machardani de

Santa: Jaldi se machardani de dijiye mujhe bus pakadni hai

Dukandar: Sorry,
mere pass itni badi machardani nahi hai jisme bus pakdi ja sake.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views
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