Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murga Murgi Se:
I Love U Jaan.
Main Tumhare Liye Kuch B Kar Sakta Hoon,
Murgi:
Haye Allah Sachi,
Murga: Haan
Murgi:
Chalo Phir Aaj Anda Tum Do….!.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 548 views
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