Teacher: Did u make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 691 views

Santa nd Banta

Santa nd Banta in a football stadium..

Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai?

Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni gol Krenge?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladayi Ladayi Maaf Karo

Do Ladkiyan Bus Mein Ek Seat Ke Liye Lad Rahi Thhi.

Pappu Bahut Der Se Ye Dekh Raha Tha, Raha Nahi Gaya To Bola

Pappu: “Kyun Lad Rahi Ho? Iska Hal Main Batata Hoon”
Dono Ladkiyan Boli: “Batao?”

Ladka: “Tum Mein Se Jo Umar Mein Badi Hai, Wo Baith Jaye”
Phir

Phir Kya?
“Dono Ladkiyan Poore Raste Khadi Rahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Focus Hard

Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab ?

Pappu: Amritsar.

Teacher: Pappu, you are wrong, you need to focus more on your studies.

Pappu: Please madam, can I ask you a few questions.

Teacher: Yes, go ahead.

Pappu: Do you know Jeeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Preeto ?

Teacher: No.

Pappu: Do you know Banto?

Teacher: (Angry) Hell no! Who are all these people and why do you ask ?

Pappu: Teacher, you need to Focus more on your husband.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

my dreams

sardar to doctor.sardar:-
doctor doctor every night in my dreams monkeys
play football for that iam getting distrubed.
doctor;- take this tablet and now onwards no
dreams comes to u. sardar:- can i take this

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

1 admi adhi rat ko

1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
“begum! sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?”

begum:”1 dum”
admi:”to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)