Where is abu dabi?
Ek pathan interview K lye gaya.
interviewer : “Where is abu dabi?”
pathan: “jis qabrastan me meri Ami Dabi,
wahi per Abu dabi…!!!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 907 views
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Double vaat!!!
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kal wali zayda achi thi ;)
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To
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