Humare Pait Me Gas Hy
1 Pathan 2sre Se:
O Yara Humare Pait Me Gas Hy…!!!
2sra Pathan:
Khuda Ka Shukar Hy K
Petrol Nahi Hy Wrna
Amrica Qabza Kr Leta..!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views
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