Santa apne jeb mai
santa apne jeb mai ek patthar le kar ghum raha tha..., usne ek se pucha tha ki kyon le kar ghum rahe ho. to bola jiska jeb bhari hota hai usi ka name chalta hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 961 views
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Cute Insult:
Boy: i want to say something to u Gal: wt ?!
...
Boy: Its 3 words & 8 letters
Gal: i know. Its I luv u, ...but i dont!
Boy: No !!
Gal: den wt?!!!
.
Boy: GO TO HELL !!!
lolzz....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA-YAR MUJHE APNI GF KO GIFT DENA HAI.
BANTA-DIAMOND RING DE DO,
SANTA-NHI YAR AISI CHESE BATAO JO KABHI
PAHNI NA HO
BANTA-GENTS KACHHA DE DE
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
aik pathaan ki biwi ko pathaan par bohat pyaar ayaa
Wo boli aap lakhon main aik ho
pathaan ne aik zor se chapair mari aur bola baqi 999 kon hain
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the
Police walay ne rok ker
kaha:
pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai
Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai dakhil hota hai, usey dekh kar 2 doctor’s aapas main jhagrte hain,
Pahla Doctor: uski haddee toot gayi hai
Dusra Doctor: nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya hai.
Esi doran aik 3rd doctor ata hai aur kahta hai chaloo essi sai puch laitain hain, tou woh bolta hai, nahi meri too chappal toot gayi hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Style of breaking up:
Boy bought a gift for His new Girl friend-
GirlFriend:What the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:
by Hassan Ali (few years ago!)
Ek bar Engineering K Sbhi Professors Ko ek Airplane Me Bithaya Gya.
Fir Announce Kiya Gya Ki
Ye Plane Apke Students Ne Bnaya Hai
Sab Professors Niche Utar Gye
Pr Principle Bethe Rhe.
Logo Ne Pucha – Apko Dar Nahi Lagta?
Principle-
“Muje Apne Studnts Par Pura Bharosa Hain.
Start Hi Nahi Hoga.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: sunye jub app nay pehli baar mera ghonghut uthaya tha
tu kesa mehsos kya tha?
Husband: mai marr jata agar AAYAT-UL-KURSI yaad na hoti
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Nafsiat Ka Practical:
Professor Ne 1 Choohe K Liye
1 Taraf Cake Or 1 Taraf Choohia Rakhi.
Chooha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.
Dosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Chooha Roti Ko
Lapka.
Yun Bar Bar Food Item Badla
Per Chooha Her Bar Khane Ki Taraf Bhaga.
Prof:
Bus
Sabit Hua K Bhook Hi Sab Se Bari Taqat Hai.
Last Row Se Ek Student Bola:
Sir, Ek Bar
Choohia B Badal K Dekh Lete
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)