Aik admi langrata hua hospital mai dakhil hota hai, usey dekh kar 2 doctor’s aapas main jhagrte hain,
Pahla Doctor: uski haddee toot gayi hai
Dusra Doctor: nahi us ka angootha nikal gaya hai.
Esi doran aik 3rd doctor ata hai aur kahta hai chaloo essi sai puch laitain hain, tou woh bolta hai, nahi meri too chappal toot gayi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 798 views

Pathan

Ek pathan English ke paper mai fail ho gaya, kiyu ke us ne translations mai likha:
1. Mai aam aadmi nahi hun.
I am not a mango man.

2. Sarda aur garma fruits hain.
Colda aur hota are fruits.

3. Mujhe bhi English aati hai.
English comes to me also.

4. Do aur do barabar chaar.
Give and give equals to four.

5. Mera ta’aluq Hari Pur Hazara se hai.
I belong to Green Pur Thousanda.

6. Sarak par goliyan chal rahi hain.
Tablets are walking on the road

by HAQ (few years ago!)

Ustaad: Ali aur Bilawal tum dono

Ustaad: Ali aur Bilawal tum dono aaj phir late aaye ho.
Ali: Sir mera ruppaeyya gum ho gya thaa.
Ustaad Bilawal se: Aut tum kyoun late aaye?
Bilawal: Sir main us kay rupaeyye pay pao rakh kay khara thaa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aik aadmi talaab main naha raha tha

Aik aadmi talaab main naha raha tha.
Police wala kehta hai
“Chal ooye bahar aa kar kapry pehan
Teri Talashi leni hai!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny Popcorn

Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ? Socho !!

Thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawe par,
pata chal jayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police ko nai btaya

Police:teri bv gum howi to tm ne police ko kiun nai btaya?
Sardar:o g pehlay bike chori howi thi to police ne 20 din chala k wapas ki thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)