4 shadion ki ijazat

Wife subah husband ko namaz k liay jagati hai.

Husband: yaar sonay do qaza parh longa.

Wife: Shariat namaz ki qaza ki ijazat nahi deti.

Husband: Shariat 4 shadion ki ijazat bhi to deti hai.

Wife: So jao, so jao, Allah pak bara Ghafoor ur Rahim hai. :)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 818 views
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