Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views

Chickens Accompanying Woman

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kanjos kon hota hai?

Master: kanjos kon hota hai?

Student: Hum jitny Bhi SMS karen Lekin us ka Rply jo na kare Woh.

Master: Uski ek Example Do.

Student: Aap ki Beti sir

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya

Pati- Aaj Khana Tumhari Maa Ne Banaya Hai Kya

Patni- Haa, Par Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala

Pati- Roz Khane Me Kale Baal Milte Hai, Aaj Safed Mile Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Advise of a dentist

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)