nafsiat ka practical

Nafsiat Ka Practical:

Professor Ne 1 Choohe K Liye
1 Taraf Cake Or 1 Taraf Choohia Rakhi.

Chooha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.
Dosri Bar Cake Badal K Roti Rakhi To Chooha Roti Ko
Lapka.

Yun Bar Bar Food Item Badla
Per Chooha Her Bar Khane Ki Taraf Bhaga.

Prof:
Bus
Sabit Hua K Bhook Hi Sab Se Bari Taqat Hai.

Last Row Se Ek Student Bola:

Sir, Ek Bar
Choohia B Badal K Dekh Lete

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 828 views
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