Bole Toh Baelgaadi

Munna bhai -Circuit, bole toh yeh ford kya hai? Circuit -Bhai, gaadi hai.

Munna bhai -Toh phir, yeh oxford kya hai?

Circuit -Bole toh, simple hai bhai, ox mane bael, ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh baelgaadi.

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