Expiry Date Of Marriage
Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 834 views
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