Wife closed her leg after sex and asked: Hum apny baby ka naam kya rakhen gay?

Husband Condom utartay huye: Agar is k baad bhi hua to Zaradari rakhen gay.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 961 views

Pehla dost

Pehla dost: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghoomta hai, ghar par kya ho jata hai?

Doosra dost: Hota to sher hi hoon par DURGA sawaar ho jaati hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once James Bond Met A Dog In A Jungle

Once James Bond Met A Dog
In A Jungle & Said

I Am Bond…!!
James Bond…!!

&
The Dog Bites Him
& Replies

I Am Kutta…!!
Pagal Kutta…!!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pati bola patni se

Pati bola patni se-Raja Dashrath ki 3 Raniya thi..PATNI-to ?

PATI- mai 2 shadiya aur kar sakta hu.PATNI- Sonch lo, Dropadi ke 5 Pati the...?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia

1 sardar ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia
i love u

sardar gusse me beti se bola:
jis ne sms kia he usay me dekh lunga filhaal tum us ka sms usay wapas bhejdo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

women

A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?

by inayat khan (few years ago!)