santa goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu:Bring this.
Waiter:OH! You cant get it because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 648 views

One day Sardar happened

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar sent sms to his boss

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

jo shakhs sun na skta ho

Teacher: jo shakhs sun na skta ho us ko english me kya kehte hain?

Sardar: kaafi souchne k bd
” onu jo marzi ky lo oney kera sunna ay”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Gas Ki Problem

Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki
problem hai par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz.

Aap k clinic me bhi 20 dafa gas chhod chuki hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala..

Doctor: "Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 week baad aayiye" .(1 week baad) .

Old Lady:"Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di? Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa rahi par

bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai" .
Doctor:"Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Andaza Laga Lo

Ek Baar Santa Apni Patni Ke Liye Chappal Lene Market Gaye. Dukandaar Ne Pucha,

Dukandaar: “Aapko Kis Size Ki Chappal Chahiye, Bina Size Ke Mein Chappal Kese Dikhau?”

Santa: “Yaar Wo To Main Bhool Gaya Hoon, Aisa Karo Meri Kamar Pe Nishan Dekh Ke Andaza Laga Lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)