died
A student called up his physics professor..his wife picked up d phone n said "he died last week"
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Next day student called again..
She again pickd up n said "I told u, he died last week"
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He called d third time..
Wife said "he died.. y do u keep on calling again n again??"
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Student: "sun ke acha lagta hai"
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by ubaid ur rehman (few years ago!) / 1013 views
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