Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1170 views

Famous Poet Robert

Famous Poet Robert Archer kehta hy

Insan apni khoobsurti, kapron or taleem se nahi pehchana jata.

Agr insan kisi cheez se pehchana jata hy to wo hy sirf

Original C.N.I.C

Hamesha apne pas rakho bhai halaat ka kuch pata nahi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Molvi ne pathan se phocha

Molvi ne pathan se phocha gusal k kitne farz hain
Pathan: 3
Molvi: shabash kon kon se?
Pathan:
Shampo!
Sabun!
Or
Tolya!…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

2 admi motor cycle par pankha

2 admi motor cycle par pankha ly kar ja rahe they ,

Ek sardar ne dekh liya or 500 ki texi karwai or un ke pichey lag gya, Kuch fasle par un ko roka or donon ko 1,1 lagai or bola,

bijli agy nai labdi tusi
sakootaran te vi pakhey laey hoay ney!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sedhi ungli

Jab Ghee Seedhi ungli se na niklay to.
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Chamcha Istemaal karo.
Har cheez main ungli karna achi baat nahi hai. ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se: Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga. Friend: Kyon?

Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.

Friend: To Kya Hua??

Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)