Jin ka bacha

Masjid mai elaan hogia ke
.
1 bacha mela hai JIN KA HAI, aa ke le jayen
.
1 Pathan jaldi agia owr bola: Mujhe bhi dikhawo "JIN" ka bacha kesa hota hai !

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 882 views
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