A Diplomatic Husband

A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 793 views
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Santa k truck k peechay likha tha

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Ek pathan dosre pathan se!

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Thandi aah bhar ka bola

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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