A man who was very upset walked in to see his
doctor.
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night.
There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and
push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull,” said the patient.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 871 views

Ipl Vs Exams

IPl Ka Josh Dil Main Hai Yaar.
Lekin Exams Ka Bhi Hai bukhar.

Match Main Kisi Ki Jeet Ho Ya Haar.

Par Ham Indian Hai Cricket Ke Is Jashn Ke Liye Tyaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Ek dehaati bhaga bhaga

Ek dehaati bhaga bhaga angrez tourist key paas pohancha or bola, “Meri bhens bhaag gyee hey, aap ney to nahi dekhi?”

Agnrez: O I See…

Dehati: Aai si tey phari kyun nahi?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The crab who bit Fred's toe

DAD: How did you enjoy your school trip to the seaside, son?
FRED: OK, Dad, but a crab bit my toe.

DAD: Which one?

FRED: Dunno. All crabs look alike to me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)