Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 867 views

Husband texts to Wife

Husband texts to Wife on cell…
hi, what r u doing?
Wife- i m dying..

Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can i live without u?
Wife- u idiot i m dying my hair..

Husband- bloody english language..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Be quite at church

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

Little Johnny replied, “Because we must not disturb people while sleeping.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 admi k hath

1 Admi K Haath Ki 6 Ungliyaan Thien.
Sub Log Usay “AKBAR”kehte thay
Socho Q?
.
Qk AKBAR Uska Naam tha Bai gee
Tujhy Her SmS Main Fankaari Chahiye

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai

Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai
Hakeem:zehr phail gya h katni pregi
3 din bad dosri b neeli ho gai
Hakeem:ye b katni pary gi zehar kafi phail gya
Dono kat k plastic ki tangain lga di
8 din bad plastic ki tangain b neli ho gai
Hakeem:
Ab smjh aya,tumhari dhoti ka rang utrta hai, preshani ki koi bat nhi’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Paagal Hun Par Itna Bhi Nahi

Pathan Ki Cheque Book Kho Jati Hai, Woh Sochta Hai Ki Bank Ja Kar Bank Manager Ko Bataya Jaye,

Pathan Bank Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bank Manager Ko Bolta Hai.

Pathan: “Sir, Meri Cheque Book Kho Gayi Hai”

Bank Manager: “Saavdhaan Ho Jaao, Koi Bhi Tumhare Cheques Par Sign Kar Sakta Hai”

Pathan: “Ohhh Sir, Main Pagal Nahi Hoon, Mene Pehle Se Hi Saare Cheques Par Sign Kiye Hue The“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)