Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 524 views

Rasta do mera baap hai.

1 road par rush ho gaya to sardar ko dekne ka mauka na mila


sardar bola:hat jao ye mera baap hai
logön ne rasta dia

sardar ne dekha to wo gadha tha.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Insan Ke Izzat Ki Mazbooti?

Teacher: Wo Kon C Cheez Hay
Jo Insan Ke Izzat Ko Mazbooti
Say Jakray Rakhti Hay?

Sardar Je:

MISS “NARRA”

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia

Larky ne kaha tum 10din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi

Or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha

9 din k bad larki ko waqae larky ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha

Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai

Sorry Baji…..:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga

Boy : Jan-e-man!
Totay howay dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tootnay tak pyaar karogi?

Girl : Kameenay!
Tuti hoi chappal say pitay ga
ya chappal tootnay tak pitega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: Will you marry me

Boy: Will you marry me?

Girl: No

Boy: But Why?

Girl: My family will not agree.

Boy: Who is in your family?

Girl: 1 Husband and 2 kids.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)