Husband texts to Wife on cell…
hi, what r u doing?
Wife- i m dying..

Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can i live without u?
Wife- u idiot i m dying my hair..

Husband- bloody english language..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 785 views

pathan and suar

1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

love story

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got

She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk

We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber

I need ur blessings and good wish oh god

Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

Now sleep joke over :-*

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Wife and INSULT

INSULT AND WIFE ARE SAME!!

we like it only when , it's of others :D

by Zaid Mughal (few years ago!)

Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai

Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai 'Teacher' Se Pyar Karna.

Friend- Kyu?
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Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!
Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

boy t girl

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls koI LOVE YOU kehte ho to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapar na mar de..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)