Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi

Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Malik "Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai?".
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Jawab mila.

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"Sir ye anda aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 815 views
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