Baap:Beta maine tere liye

Baap:Beta maine tere liye ek Ladki dekhi hai.Vo Roopavati, Gunavati aur Sheelavati hai.?

Beta:Lekin Papa mai kisi aur se pyar karta hoon, Vo "Garbhavati" hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1010 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Ek coffee laana

Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai? Waiter: 50 Rs.

Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai

Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Bacha Ghar se

1 Bacha Ghar se
Maar kha kr Ghusy me sko0l
ja raha tha

Rasty mn kisi ne
Pocha
Beta
Studnt ho ?
Parhty ho ?

Bacha:
Nae MaRaSsi hun
uniform pehan kar mujra krne
jata hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ustad d bisti!

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
Aap shadi shuda hain???

Tufani barish me raat ko shop per 1 admi pizza lene aaya.
.
.
SHOPKEPER: Aap shadi shuda hain?
.
.
Admi: Tu aur Is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejy gi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Beta mojhe vikram betal ki

maa - beta mojhe vikram betal ki fils dekhni hai
neta = woh vikram betal nahi woh bacchans ki paa film hai


by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pappu

Pappu k ghar guest Aa gaey,
Maa ney kaha “jao baita ja k mehmanon k liay kuch ley k Aao”
Pappu bahar gaya aur..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Raksha le Aaya:)
G OYE PAPPU.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
aik foji train main ja raha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha 

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to

foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

 police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho 

foji bola 2 saal bahab

 police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

 foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
sardar to his wife:

sardar to his wife: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

Banto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two strings in a park

One day there were 2 strings in a park.One string went on the swing and the other one went on the slide.While the string which went on the slide went on the round about.While the other string which went on the round about made a tangled mess.And the string which went on the swing said he is driving me mad.

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)
Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karta

Mairy khayal mai

Mari shadi main ao ge

Neutron in the Bar

The caption ofvteam

"How Many Senses DoesA Man H..

Sardar

Tum cricket dehkte ho

Stude well my child

Hum eid k liye kapre bnae ga

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook