Baap:Beta maine tere liye
Baap:Beta maine tere liye ek Ladki dekhi hai.Vo Roopavati, Gunavati aur Sheelavati hai.?
Beta:Lekin Papa mai kisi aur se pyar karta hoon, Vo "Garbhavati" hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Har pal,
har waqt
har lamha
har aahat
har ahsaas
aur
dil ki har dharkan keh rahi hai
tooba kitni sardi hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher Ne Health Ki Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Class Mein Bacho Se Puchha
Teacher: “Ande Ka Faida Batao?”
Santa: “Sir Bahut Faida Hai”
Teacher: “Kaise?”
Santa: “Agar Ye Imtahan Mein Mil Jaye To, Agle Saal Ki Books Ka Kharcha Bach Jata Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi Apne Dost ke ghar
gaya, Bell
bajai
“Ding dong.. ting tong”
Ek Bachcha bahar aaya
Aadmi: Beta Papa ghar pe
hain ?
Bachcha: uncle Papa toh
Bazar gaye
hain..
Aadmi: Chalo Bade Bhai ko
bula do
Bachcha: ji woh cricket
khelne gaya
hai
Aadmi: Beta mummy toh
hongi ghar
pe ?
Bachcha: Ji woh kitty party
mein gai
hai
Admi gusse me: Toh Beta
tum ghar pe
kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi
kahin
chale jao :/
Bachcha: ji main bhi toh
apne Dost ke
Ghar aaya huya hun :
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa ne pressure cooker kharida;
dusre din wapis kiya;
S'keeper-
Q wapis kiya ?
Santa-
ghar me jawan betiyan he or ye sala sitiya bajata hai . .
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa asks Banta hOw was yur exam?
Banta: It was Ok-but i cOuld nOt ans. past tense Of THINK-I thOught, thuOght & finally wrOte THUNK-!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!
Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland!
Pupil: A reindeer
Teacher: Good, now name another.
Class: Another reindeer!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes.
15 minutes looking for assignment.
11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment.
23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children.
8 minutes in the bathroom.
10 minutes getting a snack.
7 minutes checking the TV Guide.
6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment.
10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Sardr Public Bathrom Gia
Aur 2 Ghanty Bad Nikla
Bahr Betha Jamadar Bola:
40 Rupy
Sardar Bola: Me Tatti Keti Aa Yahoo Ty Chat Nai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aurat:" Mera Shohar Ghar Aatey Hi Mujhe Maarna
Peetna Shuru Kar Dete Hain,
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Baba:" Woh Jaise Hi Ghar Aayen To Tum ye ''TAWEEZ'' apne Daant ke Neechey Dabaa
Lena,
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~ After 5 days ~
Baba Ji Taweez Daant ke Neechey
Dabane Ka Itna
Faida Hua k Ab Woh Mujhe Kuch Nahi Kehta hai..
.
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Baba:" Yeh Faida Taweez ka Nahi,
aapki Zubaan Band Rakhne ka Hai..
*ayush*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)