Baap:Beta maine tere liye
Baap:Beta maine tere liye ek Ladki dekhi hai.Vo Roopavati, Gunavati aur Sheelavati hai.?
Beta:Lekin Papa mai kisi aur se pyar karta hoon, Vo "Garbhavati" hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1010 views
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