Patients
Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 835 views
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Pati se patnee kaar chalaanaa seekh rahee thee
apane pati se bolee - ye saamane kaa sheeshaa sahee nahee lagaa huA hai
pati ne puchhaa- kyo kyaa gaDabaD hai ?
patnee ne kahaa- isame peeche A rahee kaaren hee dekh paatee hu par apanaa cheharaa nahee dekh paa rahee hu
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A masked man walks into a bank and holds it up at gunpoint to rob the bank. In the process of robbing the bank, his mask fell off. He quickly put it back on his face and asked the teller directly ahead of him if she saw his face. She admitted that she did, so he shot and killed her. He then turned to the teller that was beside the one her just killed and asked if she had also seen his face. She said that she did and he shot and killed her too. He then turned to a man, a customer who just happened to be in the bank when the robbery was taking place. The robber asked the customer if he had seen his face. The customer replied, “No, but I’m pretty sure my wife did.”
by inayat khan (few years ago!)
Wo Kaam Jo Bary Bary
AALIM Na Kr Skay, Aik
Machar Ny Kr Dia.
Lahore Ki Ladies Ko
Adhi Aasteen Sy Pori
Aasteen, Takne Sy
Neechay Shalwar Phr
Socks Tak Pehn Ny Per
Majboor Kr Dia. Karachi,
Multan & Islamabad
Walio Sudhar Jao Ab
Tumhari Baari Hai
(Molvi Dengue.)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai....
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: kal kyu nahi aye the?
papu: gir gaya tha lag gayi thi.
teacher: kaha gire,kya lagi
pappu:TAKIYA par gira ANKH(EYE)lag gaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Meera to shopkeeper: Mjhe calculator chahiye...
Shopkeeper: CASIO?
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Meera: Main theek hun, ap sunain!:D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao
Did You Know...!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Accident hua, bheed ho gayi! Santa ko age aane ka mouka nhi mil raha tha! Santa chillaya- Hay mera bapu! Sbne aage jaane diya... Dekha toh Kutta mara pada tha...:
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)