A drunken man
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night,
staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly
woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got
news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man,
I'm on the wrong bus!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 825 views
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