A drunken man gets on the bus late one night,
staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly
woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got
news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man,
I'm on the wrong bus!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 812 views

doctor's prescription

Why are doctor's prescriptions impossible to read?


Bcoz They All have an excLusive msg onLy for the Chemist:

"Mene Patient ko Loot Liya, ab Teri baari" ;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:

“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”

2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A woman goes to the doctor,

A woman goes to the doctor, and she’s beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman, "Doctor, I don`t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes home drunk he knocks lumps out of me."

Doctor, "I think I might have a cure for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a mug of tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don`t swallow it. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to his bed."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

Woman, "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came home drunk, I swished with the tea. I just swished and swished, like washing machine and he didn`t touch me!"

Doctor, "See how much keeping your fuckin mouth shut helps?"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

rani ki terha

wife tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam ki wife hay ?

husband: maine bataya to tha k mein tume rani ki tarah rakho gaa

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Faadu joke

Faadu joke

Maa:-baal kyu nhi katwata tu ??

Ishant sharma:-Yo mom itz fashion..

Maa:-Aree woh sb toh thik h beta
pr larki wale teri behen ki jagah tuje psnd kr lete h..:D:p

hahahahaha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)