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ApKo Meri Konsi Aadat Zehar Lgti Hay..?

Reply Krne Ki Koi Zrort Nahi.

Pehle Apni Aadatein Thek Kr Lo tusi bry haji o..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 837 views
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