Tumhe kal subah 5 baje

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 546 views
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